Slam Book entry of an SBI ATM

Name: SBI (Sorry ‘Bout Inefficiency) ATM (Automatic Trouble Machine)
Address: Found at the most inconvenient places, at great distances.
Phone number: None. Otherwise the help-lines would always be busy.
Best compliment ever received: Wow! Its working!
Ideal holiday: An SBI strike (I have a gala time!)
Hobbies: Idling in a little cooled enclosure.
Quotes to live by: Sorry, (always) unable to dispense cash!
Strengths: Really good at infuriating people.
I hate: Those who bang and curse me (that’s almost everyone)
One wish: Being privately operated.
Words for you: Thank you. Please (never) visit again.

(Trouble) With You, Always!
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